Umor aviatic

dylan a scris:

D13-th_electric a scris:

s-au redeschis aeroporturile!

Cessna aia, ultima, YR-CSY, e cu tot cu Bogdan al nostru, Eurofighter?!?

dar e cel mai sus deintre toate, nu?

REGULI PENTRU TINERII PILOTI

1. Decolarea e optionala. Aterizarea insa e obligatorie.
2. Daca impingi mansa, casele devin mai mari. Daca tragi de mansa, casele se fac mai mici, asta daca nu tragi in continuare pana cand ele devin mari din nou.
3. Zborul nu e periculos. Periculos e sa te prabusesti.
4. E mereu mai bine sa fii aici jos si sa vrei sa fii acolo sus, decat sa fii acolo sus si sa iti doresti sa fi fost acolo jos.
5.Singurul caz in care ai prea mult combustibil e atunci cand esti in flacari.
6. Elicea e doar un ventilator mare, montat in fata avionului ca sa racoreasca pe pilot. Cand se opreste, se poate vedea cum pilotul incepe sa transpire.
7. Cand esti in incurcatura ( nu stii ce sa faci ) mentine altitudinea. Nimeni nu s-a ciocnit de cer .
8. O aterizare buna e aceea dupa care poti pleca pe picioarele tale. O aterizare excelenta e aceea dupa care se mai poate utiliza si avionul.
9. Invata din greselile altora. Nu o sa traiesti atat de mult incat sa le faci tu pe toate!
10. Poti sa aflii daca ai aterizat cu rotile in sus, daca trebuie sa turezi motorul la maxim ca sa ajungi la locul de parcare.
11. Probabilitatea supravietuirii este invers proportionala cu unghiul de sosire. Cu cat unghiul e mai mare, cu atat probabilitatea supravietuirii e mai mica si invers.
12. Niciodata sa nu lasi un avion sa te duca undeva unde mintea ta nu a fost cu cinci minute inainte.
13. Stati afara din nori. Linia argintie de care se tot vorbeste poate fi un alt avion care vine din sens opus. Surse demne de incredere relateaza ca muntii obisnuiesc sa se ascunda si ei in nori.
14. Incearca mereu sa mentii semnul egal intre numarul de decolari si numarul de aterizari.
15. Ca incepator, incepi cu un sac mare plin de noroc si un sac mare gol de experienta. Smecheria este sa umplii sacul de experenta inainte sa ti se goleasca sacul cu noroc .
16. Elicopterele nu pot sa zboare, dar sunt asa de urate incat pamantul le respinge .
17. Daca tot ce poti vedea prin cupola (fereastra) este pamantul care se invarte si tot ce poti auzi sunt strigatele de disperare ale pasagerilor, inseamna ca lucrurile nu sunt tocmai cum ar trebui sa fie.
18. In lupta continua dintre obiectele facute din aluminiu ce se avanta cu sute de Km pe ora si pamantul ce se avanta cu zero Km pe ora, pamantul inca mai trebuie invins.
19. Gandirea corecta vine din experienta. Din nefericire experienta vine din gandirea gresita.
20. Aminteste-ti ca forta gravitationala nu e doar o idee buna. E o lege.Si nu se refera doar la mere .

foarte tare syhaya. mai ales 16-le cu elicopterele

......toate sunt : nu adevarate cel putin adevarate si de fapt fac parte din sarea si piperul aviatiei DAR o singura remarca sunt valabile pentru toti pilotii nu numai pentru cei tineri pentru ca nu exista piloti buni sau mai putin buni exista doar piloti cu mai multe ore de zbor sau mai putine ore de zbor

Si totodata au mai fost postate...

nu stiti nimic!
elicopterele zboara datorita banilor!

sursa: http://xkcd.com/726/

Haha!

Ce tare e poza )))))

Semi-offtopic, dar prea tare sa nu-l vedeti: Cainele cu afterburner sau facea dump & burn?

Mult prea tare ==> Sleeping Vancouver passenger left on Air Canada plane, wakes up in hangar :

Titlu: Sleeping passenger left on plane at YVR
Sursa: Times Colonist
Autor: Damian Inwood
Data: 06/04/2010

Citat :

British passenger discovered by mechanic at YVR 1½ hours later; airline apologizes for gaff, saying flight attendant was preoccupied with wheelchairs

A British law professor is slamming Air Canada after the airline left him asleep on a plane for 90 minutes after it landed -- and he woke up in a hangar at Vancouver International Airport.

He says he's not satisfied with the airline's explanation that the flight attendant was dealing with several wheelchair passengers and didn't check the rest of the cabin.

"It's absolute craziness," said 31-year-old Kris Lines, head of sports law at Staffordshire University.

"The last thing I remember was taking off from Calgary. I knew I was safely on board and there was no further destinations and it was all good.

"Somebody would wake me up at the end."

What he didn't expect was to be woken by a mechanic after the Air Canada Jazz plane was towed into a hangar at YVR.

The incident happened on March 6, when Lines was fast asleep near the back of Air Canada Flight No. 8229 from Calgary. He said he was slumped against the window with a bright-red jacket on the seat beside him.

"I'm a heavy sleeper, so I drank Coca-Cola on the transatlantic leg to help stay awake," said Lines, who spoke to The Province from his home in England. "I hadn't been drinking alcohol."

Lines was coming to Vancouver to speak at a sports conference and visit a colleague in Kamloops.

He flew to Calgary from London's Heathrow Airport and had a two-hour stopover before continuing to Vancouver. Lines left home at 5:30 a.m. and his final flight was due into Vancouver at 6:42 p.m.

"I'd been up for about 24 hours," he explained.

Lines said that, when the Vancouver mechanic woke him, he was disoriented and in a rush to grab his bags and jacket and get off the plane.

"He said, 'Don't worry. You should have got off an hour-and-a-half ago,' " added Lines.

"They took me off the plane down the steps into a hangar, took me into a room, photocopied my boarding pass and said, 'This sort of thing shouldn't be happening. Somebody's neck's going to be on the line for this.' "

Lines said he sent an email of complaint to Air Canada.

"If I'd been a vulnerable passenger, a young girl or elderly, it could have been a lot worse," he added.

"The other implication is that if I was a terrorist, then I've got an hour-and-a-half after the plane's landed, all by myself, in a secure area on a plane."

Lines said he was unhappy with Air Canada's response.

"I suppose the moral is, next time I fly to Canada, I've got to wear something a bit more reflective or glow-in-the-dark so someone can see me."

Lines received an email from MaryAnn Morgan, in Air Canada's customer-relations department.

"Although there was no excuse for the incident that occurred, it appears the flight attendant on this occasion was dealing with several wheelchair passengers and co-ordinating their departure from the aircraft," Morgan wrote.

"Although the flight attendant advises he did look back into the aircraft to check for any passengers still on board, he did not walk through the aircraft cabin as he was engaged with handling the passengers in wheelchairs requiring assistance.

"I can assure you that no previous incident of this nature has occurred and that this matter has been thoroughly reviewed with the crew member concerned and other crews operating similar aircraft to ensure an incident of this type does not happen again."

Morgan offered Lines a "one-time saving" of 20 per cent on up to four tickets "as a gesture of goodwill."

"Please accept our sincere apologies for the inconvenience caused to you on this occasion," she added.

Air Canada Jazz spokeswoman Debra Williams also apologized, saying the airline operates about 800 flights a day and "this was an isolated incident."

"It is standard operating procedure for inflight personnel to check the aircraft after a flight for passengers and any belongings that may have been left on board," she said.

Williams added that the company conducted "a thorough review with the crew member involved and with other crews operating similar aircraft to ensure that an incident of this type does not happen again."

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Eurofighter a scris:

am pe acasa o poza facuta inaintea acesteia, inainte sa declanseze celelalte 4 Blanikuri din coada

YR-DNY a scris:

Asta e mai serioasa da' n-am stiut pe unde s-o pun; ce remorcaj!

Serios e reala? Deci, sa poate face asa ceva? Ce misto e. Pana la urma ma fac si eu planorist e misto!

Prin anii '70-'80 am vazut intr-un "Modelist konstructor" o poza cu un AN-2 cu 7 Blanik-uri in coada. Erau imediat dupa desprindere, toti 8 la aceiasi inaltime,undeva 1-1,5 m peste pista betonata...
Ce am facut max.la noi in tara,remorcaj de 3...e departe. O fi de gasit pe undeva arhiva Modelistului? La vreo biblioteca, ceva!?

Un avion zbura spre Montreal, cand o blonda se ridica de pe locul ei de la Economic Class si se aseaza pe un loc de la First Class.
Insotitorul de zbor o vede si o roaga sa-i arate biletul. Apoi, ii spune blondei ca ea a platit un loc la Economic Class asa ca va trebui sa se aseze in spate.

Blonda ii da replica:

- "Sunt blonda, sunt frumoasa, merg la Montreal si am de gand sa stau aici!"

Insotitorul intra in cabina pilotilor si le spune de bomba blonda care nu vrea sa stea pe locul platit ci sta la First Class.
Copilotul se duce la ea si incearca sa-i explice din nou cum stau lucrurile.
Blonda ii raspunde la fel:

- "Sunt blonda, sunt frumoasa, merg la Montreal si
am de gand sa stau aici!"
Copilotul ii spune pilotului ca - probabil - vor trebui sa astepte pana la
aterizare si acolo sa o dea pe mana politiei si sa fie arestata.
Pilotul ii raspunde:

- "Ce spui??e blonda??Ma ocup eu atunci. Sunt insurat cu o blonda. Eu vorbesc "limbajul"!
Se duce la blonda, ii sopteste ceva la ureche, la care ea :

- "Oh, ma scuzati?"
si se muta inapoi pe locul ei de la clasa Economic.
Insotitorul de zbor si copilotul sunt uimiti si il intreaba ce i-au spus de a reusit s-o faca sa se mute la locul ei fara sa mai faca scandal.

- "I-am spus ca First Class-ul nu merge la Montreal!".

scuze daca a mai fost

mariusoctavian1 a scris:

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Beetooon...
Sper sa nu sara pe tine astia din UE apropos de pigment,aici era ideia despre pene,nu?

ideea era zborul.....cu motor sau "bio"

mariusoctavian1 a scris:

ideea era zborul.....cu motor sau "bio"

Stiti care era ultima dorinta a Islandei?
Ca cenusa sa-i fie aruncata deasupra Europei...

eugen a scris:

Stiti care era ultima dorinta a Islandei?
Ca cenusa sa-i fie aruncata deasupra Europei...

Foarte tareeeeeeeeeeee

Alex

O dedicatie, pentru Gabi-737, kayala si alti contrail-eri care se regasesc (inclusiv eu)...



Sursa e indicata.

He he Eugen si el ca noi, dar nu la avioane

Nu m-am putut abtine!

Radu_is a scris:

Nu m-am putut abtine!

...dapai io...