Umor aviatic

Vezi ca te-ai incurcat in filmulete. Baietii se refera la alt filmulet.

A, da? Inseamna ca ar trebui sa renunt la a mai posta de dimineata...

Edi a scris:

Nu este Uzbekistan Airways şi nici nu este adevărat. Este o reclamă la o marcă de bere, care a fost folosită înaintea unui meci de fotbal al naţionalei Olandei cu naţionala Austriei (avionul în cauză aducând Austria la Amsterdam).

Nu aveam filmuletul complet (merci) si stiam ca nu este Uzbekistan Airways, dar asa a circulat pe net ; insa trebuie sa recunosti ca e funny.

Era prea de tot sa fie adevarat, chiar cred ca e destul de greu tehnic vorbind sa faci tzopaielile in halul ala

Camera foto pentru spotteri

160 million pixels .... Nu-i de ras

DrakulaBV a scris:

160 million pixels .... Nu-i de ras

... absolut de loc

La ce face 28,800 euro e chiar rezonabil

Se gaseste la Flanco? Ca nu pot s-o cumpar cu banii jos, fac credit.

Eh, ce ziceti?
http://www.220.ro/5mcMAA4r8f/Un-Betiv-Fura-Un-Avion

Nu am gasit URL-ul! Oricum

A mai fost pus de vreo 2 ori. Tie clar ca nu ii beat, doar joaca un rol Oricum mi-ar placea sa-l vad la vreun show aviatic la noi.

Daca a mai fost postat, rog a fi sters. Evident ca nu e beat...

Un fel de 747 (de unde priveam eu, cel puţin). Deşi după cât e de "curat" ar fi trebuit să fie "Air France"...




Edi

Se descurca si ei cum pot, rusii evident







Iar tirbusonul mi se pare genial, vreau si eu

Funny FedEX



After every flight, FedEx pilots fill out a form, known as “Grip Sheets.” The grip sheets help FedEx pilots relay any problems they might have had with the aircraft during that particular flight.


The following are actual problems reported by the pilots (marked as “P”) and the solutions to each problem (marked by “S”) by the FedEx mechanics. (The FedEx mechanics know how to have a good time)

P - Number 3 engine missing.
S - Number 3 engine found on right wing, after a very brief search.

P - Aircraft handled funny.
S - Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious.

P - Left inside main tire almost needs replaced.
S - Left inside main tire almost replaced.

P - Test flight went great, however auto-landing was very rough.
S - Auto-landing not installed on this aircraft.

P - Something loose in the cockpit.
S - Something tightened in the cockpit.

P - Dead bugs on windshield
S - Live bugs are still on back order.

P - Auto-pilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 feet per second descent.
S - Can’t reproduce that particular problem on the ground.

P - Evidence of a leak on right main landing gear.
S - Evidence removed.

P - DME volume at unbelievable levels.
S - DME volume set to more believable levels.

P - Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S - That means it’s working.

P - IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S - I think most things are inoperative in the OFF mode.

P - I suspect a cracked windshield.
S - I suspect you’re right.

P - Mouse in cockpit.
S - Installed cat in cockpit.

P - There is a noise coming from under the instrument panel. Sounds like a midget banging on something with a hammer.
S - Took hammer away from midget.

GENIALE

Nu-i umor aviatic dar oricum e fain si mai ales interesant ce au in spate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU1G2va_Pm4&feature=related

TAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Reclama la Ryanair?

virusu a scris:

Reclama la Ryanair?

genial, am ras cu lacrimi

Ryan astia chiar nu glumesc. (imi cer scuze pentru dimensiunile pozei, mai mici decat cele regulamentare)

virusu a scris:

Reclama la Ryanair?

senzational

ups... o fi din lotul ce ne va fi livrat?!




deci se poate si in alta parte, nu doar la noi...



Sursa e marcata in poze.

La a doua sursa este A.net..... au cules-o astia de pe undeva.....

Breaking news : There's no volcano erupting in Iceland, it's only Chuck Norris preparing his barbeque

s-au redeschis aeroporturile!!!!

D13-th_electric a scris:

s-au redeschis aeroporturile!

Cessna aia, ultima, YR-CSY, e cu tot cu Bogdan al nostru, Eurofighter?!?