Umor aviatic

mihaiatanasie a scris:

Dar nu mai zboara odata din viata noastra!...

Gigi Becali nu zboara, pamantul se invarte sub el.

Atunci sa dea o directiva, sa se indeparteze pamantul de el!

mihaiatanasie a scris:

Atunci sa dea o directiva, sa se indeparteze pamantul de el!

Gigi Becali nu da directive, eL nu da nimic.

Cum adica sa se indeparteze pamantul de el!? Pamantul vine la eL...eventual la schimb.

Cand era mic, Gigi Becali schimba valuta. Acum schimba terenuri.

Gigi Becali nu a fost mic! El a fost direct patrician!

Foarte tari is maximele cu GB, am ras pe cinste, dar....am impresia ca acel individ nu merita pomenit asa mult, mai ales pe un forum de aviatie.

gabi-737 a scris:

Foarte tari is maximele cu GB, am ras pe cinste, dar....am impresia ca acel individ nu merita pomenit asa mult, mai ales pe un forum de aviatie.

Corect, dar daca nu-l pomeneam maximele nu aveau nici un farmec. Acu' ca ne-am ras, le puteti sterge.

No lasa, reflectiile alea sunt pe numele unui individ, dar cred ca ar putea puse in carca multora. Am vazut unele puse pe seama lui Chuck Norris. Ei, si pana la urma, de ce sa nu radem indiferent de cine? Si daca nu-i aviator, cu atat mai bine!

Tocmai am primit un mail cu o stire, avand un anumit grad umoristic cu o mamaie beata moarta:

Moarta de beata! A venit "Boeing" la spital: 7,37 alcoolemie!
Nu mica i-a fost uimirea unui barbat din Iasi, cand si-a gasit femeia, in varsta de 62 de ani, zacand inconstienta in casa! A sunat de urgenta la SMURD, iar verdictul medicilor sositi la fata locului a fost: coma alcoolica.

Si eu am primit`o...dar nu am stiut unde sa o postez...si am lasat`o balta. ) dar ii tare jocu de cuvinte: A venit Boeing, 7,37 )

Ca gluma e buna, dar ca realitate ... ce e aia 7,37? La 1 la mie deja e coma alcoolica.

eh... de la unu la mie ti se ia permisu si iti face dosarel... dar 7 si...

hirtz... primu' post!! Uraa!

salutari tutulor atunci!

Incet, incet, fam. D13-th se reuneste pe Ro.Spotters Bun venit

Salutare Zaelu si bine ai venit!
Vezi ca ai 2 poze la Electricu' facute la corturi la Mamaia. Ia una din ele si baga-le la "SELF PICS" aici pe forum sa te cunoasca lumea!

Si, indicatia venind de la topicul asta, sa rada?

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

A military pilot called for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked." Air Traffic Control told the fighter pilot that he was number two, behind a B-52 that had one engine shut down. "Ah," the fighter pilot remarked, "The dreaded seven-engine approach."

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?"
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): "Because you lost the bloody war."

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough for another one."

Allegedly, while taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming: "US Air 2771, where the hell are you going?! I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!" Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: "God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?" US Air 2771: "Yes, ma'am," the humbled crew responded. Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: "Wasn't I married to you once?"

Novice female military controller to US bomber leaving radar coverage, forgetting the correct terminology... "You are entering my dark area"
USB: "WHOOPEE!"

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you."

Northwest 605: "Northwest 605 request taxi to the active MSP."
Ground: "Northwest 605 taxi to runway **, follow the CRJ, you will be number two."
Northwest 605: "Roger, we will follow the Smurf-Jet."
Flagship 5600: "At least my airplane does not qualify for an AARP membership.."

(For those who don't know, AARP is the American Association of Retired Persons, and CRJ stands for Canadair Regional Jet.)

Imi cer scuze daca nu este chiar pentru acest topic...daca nu,rog un admin sa stearga

Official car (supercar):





Modelul autoturismului il stiti si voi banuiesc...

Ma intreb la cate G uri rezista

Nenumarate!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74HV1A8UcPc&feature=channel_page

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLW5rtBEbw&feature=related

asta e de milioane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdpzjRqU814&feature=related

Trebuia sa apese frana nu sa continue dar faza ce a mai tare e cand trece pe langa baba

Mda, aia am zis si eu. Clipul, desi imi aduce impresia unei reclame la masina cu pricina (Cherokee?), este, totusi, fain.

O baba mergea linistita pe strada, cand, dintr-o data, in fata ei cade unu tocmai de la etaju zece;
Asta se ridica de jos si da sa plece.
Baba, speriata il intreaba : Maica, da' nu ai patit nimic ?
Tipul: Mamaie, eu sunt parasutist profesionist, sunt antrenat !!
Baba: Pai si un' ti-e parasuta ?!?!
Tipul: E sus, o bate barba'su...

Si inca unul , nu mai tin minte daca a aparut aici sau il stiu din alta parte :

Anii `60. Aeroportul din Frankfurt. Un pilot de pe Lufthansa cere aprobare de pornire a motoarelor rulaj si decolare in limba germana.
Turnul ii raspunde ca treuie sa vorbeasca in engleza pentru a primi un raspuns.
La care pilotul intreba : Suntem intr-un avion german apartinand unei firme germane pe un aeroport din GERMANIA. De ce trebuie sa vorbesc in engleza ?
La care i se raspunde dintr-un avion BOAC (cu un puternic aceent englezesc ) : BECAUSE YOU LOST THE BLOODY WAR !!!!!!!

Un moderator de forum (de pe rospotters.ro) vine seara acasa cu chef de sex. O ia pe nevasta-sa in pat cu el o dezbraca , atmosfera se incinge.
La un moment dat ea :
-Vai dragule ,stii nu prea am chef , ma doare capul.
El o loveste scurt cu o palma peste fata
-Asta pentru ce a fost!!?
-Warning pentru OFFTOPIC.

Octavian a scris:

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Si inca unul , nu mai tin minte daca a aparut aici sau il stiu din alta parte :

Anii `60. Aeroportul din Frankfurt. Un pilot de pe Lufthansa cere aprobare de pornire a motoarelor rulaj si decolare in limba germana.
Turnul ii raspunde ca treuie sa vorbeasca in engleza pentru a primi un raspuns.
La care pilotul intreba : Suntem intr-un avion german apartinand unei firme germane pe un aeroport din GERMANIA. De ce trebuie sa vorbesc in engleza ?
La care i se raspunde dintr-un avion BOAC (cu un puternic aceent englezesc ) : BECAUSE YOU LOST THE BLOODY WAR !!!!!!!

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Da, aici a aparut, vreo 4-5 posturi mai sus, l-a postat unu', C_man