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KLM???

Cine nu stie inca la ce folosesc barele alea de metal de sub aripi intalnite la unele avioane, afla acuma': [PRESS]

Eu, in naivitatea mea, credeam ca sunt bune la doua lucruri: 1. "Nu atinge"; 2. Dat cu capul la coborarea din avion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=cMh39aEk2H8

Lima-November-Dirty

A check ride ought to be like a skirt.
Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything.

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance.

It only takes two things to fly:
Airspeed, and money.

The three most dangerous things in aviation:
1. A Doctor or Dentist in a Cessna.
2. Two captains in a DC-9.

Aircraft Identification:
If it's ugly, it's British.
If it's weird, it's French.
If it's ugly and weird, it's Russian.

Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another very expensive flying club.
The similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies.
If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.

The difference between flight attendants and jet engines:
The engines usually quit whining when they get to the gate.

New FAA motto:
'We're not happy, till you're not happy.'
If Air Traffic Control screws up, it's called a "System Malfunction," If a pilot screws up it's called a "violation."

If something hasn't broken on your helicopter--it's about to.

I give that landing a 9 ................. on the Richter scale.




Basic Flying Rules:
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance



of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space.



It is much more difficult to fly in the edges.

Unknown landing signal officer (LSO) to carrier pilot after his



sixth unsuccessful landing attempt:
"You've got to land here son . . . this is where the food is."

Un alt fel de spotting....

https://youtu.be/IQNrlXqfeyA

Nu stiu unde s-ar fi incadrat mai bine, la evenimente surprinse pe radar sau aici:

http://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/239652821924995073/photo/1

Ei, doar ei...

Men In Black a scris:

Ei, doar ei...

Care ii ideea?

MRares a scris:

Men In Black a scris:

Ei, doar ei...

Care ii ideea?

avionul are inmatriculare " NOI " de acolo vezi deasupra geamului....

MRares a scris:

Men In Black a scris:

Ei, doar ei...

Care ii ideea?

LN-NOI?

shouriken a scris:

MRares a scris:

Men In Black a scris:

Ei, doar ei...

Care ii ideea?

LN-NOI?

M-am uitat la detoate dar nu si la inmatriculare

shouriken a scris:

MRares a scris:

Men In Black a scris:

Ei, doar ei...

Care ii ideea?

LN-NOI?

dada, bine yo-i cred ca-s hetero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTAjVGN4CE

LeCCa a scris:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxTAjVGN4CE

Pfuaaaaai dicapumiu aia da!!

Oferta statiei CF ARAD de sambata trecuta

Nu stiu daca sa rad sau sa plang... /

Doi spioni francezi parașutați deasupra României au mâncat bătaie de la sătenii bulgari. Nu pot pune link ca cica n-am vechime pe forum dar cautati pe realitatea punct net.

Nu stiu ce au fumat baietii aia dar sigur a fost ceva tare.

Stewardesa către un călător:
- Doriţi cina?
- Ce pot să aleg?
- Da sau nu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=i2kVWLorLVE

Luati si invatati pt data viitoare cand mergeti cu low cost!

Citat :

Subiect: Ce trebuie sa fac pentru a schimba un culoar de zbor care trece pe deasupra casei?
Am o problema - pe deasupra casei- in Buftea - trec cel putin 10 avioane pe zi . Zilele trecute am vorbit cu cineva care are o casa pe langa Baneasa - in actele emise de autoritatile locale se atesta faptul ca aceea zona este pe culoare de zbor aeriene.In nici un act emis de autoritatile locale din Buftea (unde am casa) nu scrie ca terenul pe care s-a construit aceasta casa se afla pe culoare de zbor aeriene. - Drept pt care cui ma adresez pt aceasta schimbare si care sunt caile de atac.
Multumesc

Raspuns:
spatiul aerian, desi trece peste casa dvs, nu va apartine, nu aveti drept, nu aveti cum sa va impotriviti. cand ati cumparat imbilul stiati ca trec avioanele.


"Sursa"

ce probleme au unii! )