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Passenger , to a Sexy Air Hostess:
"What is your name ?"

Air Hostess answers:
"Benz , Sir...."

Passenger says:
"lovely name! any relation with Mercedes Benz?"

Air hostess:
"Same price, Sir..."
What a Face
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyJoi 29 Iul 2010, 14:54

Ieri mascatii au dispersat o demonstraţie a masochistilor. Plăcerea a fost maxima in ambele tabere.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyJoi 29 Iul 2010, 16:20

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyJoi 29 Iul 2010, 16:47

D13-th_electric a scris:
Ieri mascatii au dispersat o demonstraţie a masochistilor. Plăcerea a fost maxima in ambele tabere.

BETON
lol!
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyVin 30 Iul 2010, 22:49

dic capra!!! baaa, baaa,....baaaa!!!

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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptySam 31 Iul 2010, 09:08

Dic aia nici nu stie sa behaie lol! lol!
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptySam 31 Iul 2010, 13:31

Mengelaus a scris:
Dic aia nici nu stie sa behaie lol! lol!

lol! lol! lol! a facut scoala ajutatoare de behait lol! lol! lol!

p.s. aia chiar ii "Capra de ma-sa" rendeer
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Sun Kings



Nu e chiar aviatie dar apar si aeronave.

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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyVin 06 Aug 2010, 11:25

E si un avion p'acolo... lol!

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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyMier 11 Aug 2010, 01:59

oooo daaaaaaaa!!!!!! lol! lol! lol!
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyLun 16 Aug 2010, 15:31

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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyMar 17 Aug 2010, 15:39

Nenea asta isi toarna ceai in pahar in timp ce face tonouri cu avionul...SI CU CE AVION Cool

http://www.220.ro/faze-tari/Isi-Toarna-Ceai-In-Timp-Ce-Roteste-Avionul/xppSVtOU4e/
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Are legatura cu zborul

http://www.220.ro/funny/Superman-Livreaza-Si-La-Pachet/zjAjvVRwJV/
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Michael O'Leary of Ryanair goes into a Dublin pub and asks for a pint of Guinness.

"That will be one Euro please." says the barman.

"That's a very fair price." replies O'Leary.

"Would you like a glass with that sir?" asks the barman.
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Sunt destule in care ii recunosc pe cativa de pe aici... Razz



You Know You’re Addicted To Aviation When…


…you have to write a post about it.
…you almost crash your car because you are craning your neck to look out the sunroof at landing aircraft.
…you notice airport codes on license plates.
…you recognise planes at 33000 ft above your house.
…before you board an aircraft you already know the exact type, reg and seats on it, and maybe even the food!
…you know already wich type is coming along according to the sound it makes.
…you call everyone by their name in phoenetics!
…you whine and fret on every nice day that you’re not up in the air (instrument students and pilots add low cloudy days).
…you whine and fret every day that the wx is too bad for flying.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days you can’t fly, just to see if the wx is really as nice for flying as it looks.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days with awful wx, just to assure yourself that the wx really would be too bad to fly.
…you learn mental methods for flight planning, and spend boring meetings planning flying trips.
…you calculate every expenditure in terms of flight hours (50 cents at the candy machine every day that’s 0.01 flight hours!
…you get in your car and find that it drives itself to the airport.
…you become an instructor so you can be paid to go for airplane rides!
…you build a spotting platform on top of your house.
…when driving in the fog you look at your dashboard.
…when ordering from a drive-in, you sign in with your last used reg for a flight.
…when accelerating on the highway ramp, you turn on your main headlights, you do the same when you are braking from the highway onto the ramp.
…In a traffic jam you request for a diversion airfield on the radio commentator reporting the jam.
…you give a report to the passengers in your car when you turn on the cruise control and give a current temperature readout and ETA.
…your flight simulator folder is 50 GB!
…you’ve been planning your family’s vacations since you were twelve based on what kind of planes you can find.
…you successfully transfer the aviation-virus to some of your relatives and/or friends.
…when you’re planning your holiday flights – always choose the ones with the most connections or prefer the ones with aircraft types you haven’t flown on yet.
…departure day – you arrive at the airport in the morning although your flight only leaves late in the afternoon.
…you are spotting at night and you know the aircraft types just by the pattern of the landing lights.
…you have a picture of the last plane you flew on or the next you will fly on as your desktop.
…you think of FS as your part time job and not a game.
…you are on a flight and your seat neighbor asks to be relocated because you wont stop talking about aviation!
…you start referring to your airports by their IATA or ICAO codes.
…you are flying from SEA-JFK and you fly across the Pacific.
…you know exactly what plane is flying over your house.
…you fly longhaul flights on Flight Sim.
…your flight sim folder surpasses your computer’s memory.
…you use aviation analogies in English class.
…you hope and pray that your flight will be delayed.
…you create your own airline, complete with timetables, and route maps.
…you do a full flight procedure (takeoff – cruise – land) while you’re walking.
…you refer to cities by their Airport Code.
…your first date is going spotting at your local airport (might be the only date )
…you have more flight sim airplanes than actually exist.
…you refuse to stay anywhere other than the airport hotel.
…you preflight your car before every trip.
…you buy a plane ticket just so you can get past security.
…you know more aviation vocabulary than actual vocabulary.
…you paint your car in Airline colors (seen it before).
…you have written more than five ways you know you’re addicted to aviation.
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyJoi 26 Aug 2010, 01:53

infricosator!!! lol!
prea multe asemanari... What a Face
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=)) tru in mare parte....mai ales cu 50GB folderul de FS2004.
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syhaya a scris:
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days you can’t fly, just to see if the wx is really as nice for flying as it looks.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days with awful wx, just to assure yourself that the wx really would be too bad to fly...

HAHAHA! Se vede ca e facuta in SUA sau Canada chestia. Nu am auzit de DUATS in Europa Smile Pilotii, exista asa ceva la voi? (Nu ma refer la WX Briefing, dar exact numele asta "DUATS")
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyJoi 26 Aug 2010, 06:44

Capt_Vio a scris:
syhaya a scris:
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days you can’t fly, just to see if the wx is really as nice for flying as it looks.
…you get DUATS or a wx briefing on days with awful wx, just to assure yourself that the wx really would be too bad to fly...

HAHAHA! Se vede ca e facuta in SUA sau Canada chestia. Nu am auzit de DUATS in Europa Smile Pilotii, exista asa ceva la voi? (Nu ma refer la WX Briefing, dar exact numele asta "DUATS")

Eu n-am auzit de DUATS. M-am cam recunoscut in cateva vorbe de acolo, lol.
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Pozele le-am primit pe e-mail, la rezolutia postata, nu cunosc sursa...
Citat :
Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn't take itself too seriously.
Check out their new livery!
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Citat :
WHAT A PITY KULULA DOESN'T FLY INTERNATIONALLY - WE SHOULD SUPPORT THEM IF ONLY FOR THEIR HUMOUR - SO TYPICALLY SOUTH AFRICAN.

Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"

---o0o---

On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

----o0o---

On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."

----o0o---

"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."

---o0o---

"Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."

---o0o---

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"

---o0o---

After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a flight attendant on a flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."

---o0o---

From a Kulula employee: " Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth . To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."

---o0o---

"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."

---o0o---

Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines."

----o0o---

"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."

---o0o---

"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.."

---o0o---

And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

---o0o---

Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault, it was the asphalt."

---o0o---

Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"

---o0o---

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing:

"We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

---o0o---

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.

Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,

"Did we land, or were we shot down?"

---o0o---

After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.."

---o0o---

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of Kulula Airways."

---o0o---

Heard on a Kulula flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
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beetonn Smile)))) !!!!!
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super tare lol! lol! lol!
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fenomenal, absolut bestial....o bag si pe blog asta
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MesajSubiect: Re: Umor aviatic   Umor aviatic - Pagina 26 EmptyLun 30 Aug 2010, 10:28

Nu stiu daca s-a mai postat, dar sunt 10 lucruri pe care n-ar trebui sa le faci in avion...

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