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eh eh?

Putin si Medvedev stau de vorba:
- Trebuie sa desfiintam fusurile astea orare, creeaza numai probleme,
spune Putin.
- De ce? – intreaba Medvedev
- Sun la Beijing sa-i felicit de ziua nationala, si-mi spun ca e maine ,
sun la Varsovia sa exprim condoleante si polonezii imi spun ca avionul inca n-a decolat …

Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.

Air-emoticon...

YR-197 a scris:

Air-emoticon...

Foarte misto

=)))
...tare asta!

Chiar super!

*Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown
before.
10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.
12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.
14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually
not good.

Once again the USMC has the answers!!

Two Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of Oceanside , San Diego , California .
One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing.
The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then it suddenly turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near this, its home base location.
Back at the California Highway Patrol Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the US Marine Corps. Base Commander for shutting down his equipment.
The reply came back in true USMC style:
'Thank you for your letter.
You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.
The pilot suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech.

Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.'

Don't Mess with the USMC, Semper F

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N3o a scris:

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Niste IDIOTI!!!

Alex

Alex_tm a scris:

N3o a scris:

Nu stiu daca asta se incadreaza aici but here it goes... link

Niste IDIOTI!!!

Alex

Agree

Priviti ce am gasit in fata la Ateneu
Cei de la Breitling au inspiratie in reclame!

Stiu ca poza-i cam mica, am furat-o de pe siteul Transilvania expres, care au furat-o si ei cine stie de unde.

mihaiatanasie a scris:

Stiu ca poza-i cam mica, am furat-o de pe siteul Transilvania expres, care au furat-o si ei cine stie de unde.

Am postat-o si e acum cateva pagini

Sorry!

Domnu' profesor, ati venit cu lectia nefacuta!

Cayenne a scris:

Priviti ce am gasit in fata la Ateneu
Cei de la Breitling au inspiratie in reclame!

Daca nu-l vedeam cu ochii mei azi,puteam sa jur ca iar ai lucrat in photoshop

eugen a scris:

Domnu' profesor, ati venit cu lectia nefacuta!

E vacanta!

flightfear a scris:

Cayenne a scris:

Priviti ce am gasit in fata la Ateneu
Cei de la Breitling au inspiratie in reclame!

Daca nu-l vedeam cu ochii mei azi,puteam sa jur ca iar ai lucrat in photoshop

Nu stiu sa lucrez in Photoshop
Am altele

ce tipa alaaa oricum am ras de ma doare burta

=))=))=)) GENIAL...din cate am vazut l-a bagat si in picaj putin ) supeeeeerb! Au burta!