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Eram la CPH la spotting si langa mine erau foarte multi copii care venisera sa se uite la avioane impreuna cu parintii.
La un moment dat unul dintre copii arata cu degetul spre un avion care tocmai decola si il intreaba pe tatal sau: " Tata ce avion e ala?"
Tatal sau ii raspunde: " Ala e un Spanair care inca nu s-a prabusit".

CDA a scris:

Eram la CPH la spotting si langa mine erau foarte multi copii care venisera sa se uite la avioane impreuna cu parintii.
La un moment dat unul dintre copii arata cu degetul spre un avion care tocmai decola si il intreaba pe tatal sau: " Tata ce avion e ala?"
Tatal sau ii raspunde: " Ala e un Spanair care inca nu s-a prabusit".

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh omul acela chiar avea ceva impotriva la Spanair....... asta deja ii umor negru

Gard INTELIGENT, montat de oameni INTELIGENTI, pe LRBS:

Cand ma gandesc ca am fost la un pas de a aplica o a doua atingere, totul fara a vedea "avertismentele"

Cred ca era la misto, cum detecta care e prima si care e a doua atingere?

Saracu... LOL !

Ghinionist baiatu asta , cred ca era incepator

ca sa fie siguri ca omu intelege

Da imaginea asta nu va sugereaza nimic:

am fuzionat cele doua subiecte de umor aviatic, intrucat eram confuz deja, care e mai de actualitate... de acum incolo, lasa-ti-le sa curga aici sa ne distram putin

auzi si la astia

My friend says he was training an ATC rookie - I think he said it was out at Nellis AFB. Anyway, one day this kid takes a call from an aircraft requesting clearance to FL 800 (80,000 feet)...

Rookie (dripping with sarcasm): "Okay, hotshot -- if you think you can take her that high, GO FOR IT!!"
Pilot of the SR-71 on the other end of the radio: "Roger Control; now DESCENDING from 100,000 feet to FL 800...."

si inca una
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.

He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"

They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"

They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"

si cateva poze simpatice

Fly South African... eu asa as face!


saraca bagab...aaaa stewardesa


asa pentru cine zicea ca la noi se trag avioanele cu tractorul


si nu in ultimul rand, de ce credeti ca centrul de surzi e chiar pe unde trece Md-80?

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Ok cand plecam la zburatoare?

hayabusa a scris:

Citat :

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Ok cand plecam la zburatoare?

Ma bag si eu!

andrei a scris:

hayabusa a scris:

Citat :

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Ok cand plecam la zburatoare?

Ma bag si eu!

SI eu si eu, da poate pana in africa de sud zburtam si noi cu axe jet ca poate ni se face frig

Puneti-ma si pe mine pe lista vin si eu

cateva adunate de ici si colo

"People become helicopter pilots because they are more scared of work than they are of death."
'If we crash and I am moving - Follow Me. If I'm not moving, take me with you.'
A helicopter is five thousand moving parts trying to do you bodily harm
Helicopters: Because Fixed-Wing is so plane.
To fly is Heavenly, TO HOVER DIVINE.
Never stand in a shadow thats getting bigger.
Everyone is a student in a helicopter
People fly airplanes, pilots fly helicopters
Learning to hover is like standing on top of a greasy basketball, while patting your head and rubbing your stomach.
If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter.... and therefor, unsafe.
Runways are for beauty queens
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, in my sleep, not like his passengers kicking and screaming in the back.
A mile of road takes you nowhere, a mile of runway takes you elsewhere, a helicopter takes you anywhere.
"If you are in trouble anywhere in the world, an airplane can fly over and drop flowers, but a helicopter can land and save your life." -Igor Sikorsky, 1947
"It takes infinitely more knowledge and skill to stop then land, than it does to land then stop!" Dr. Sergei Sikorsky

in nota filmuletului de mai sus:

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather, in my sleep, not like his passengers kicking and screaming in the back.

genialaaaa

uite ce-am lucrat in seara asta... se putea si mai bine, dar e ok si asa

E bestiala. Felicitari.

@Virusu de ce l-ai facut 737-200 ca o sa zica ca el mai bogat de cat o pasare veche ...... misto idee